why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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