I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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