party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
