Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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