I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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