He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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