You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Boobs are out for the taking
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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