That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Enjoy the penises
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