her vagine was all disorganized.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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