Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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