i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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