I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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