the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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