so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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