Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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