well you can't waste a boner
i wish my penis had a tongue
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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