Dual....:-)
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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