There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How does one acquire holy water?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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