i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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