Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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