quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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