sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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