apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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