She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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