I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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