Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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