Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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