Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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