the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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