My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
