Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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