Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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