Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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