my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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