he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Randomize
