Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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