he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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