Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
