i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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