I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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