grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
is that a dick in a sweater?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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