so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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