Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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