You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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