is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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