I can tuck mytits in my pants
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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