So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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