Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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