doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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