If i come over, it means nothing
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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