Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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