D3 body, D1 cock
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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