at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
is it fun? or sober?
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