Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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