Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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