the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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