mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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